I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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