I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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