Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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