five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm always down for nudity.
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