I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
The convent might be a nice break from real life
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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