I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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