we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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