I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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