Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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