Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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