I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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