He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
