Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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