big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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