I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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