i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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