It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
you would pick up someone in the library
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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