yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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