i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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