i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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