i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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