Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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