Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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