idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
This baby is an asshole
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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