so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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