Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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