is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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