I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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