garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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