you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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