The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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