the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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