White coat. Heels.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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