So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I party with great urgency now.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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