I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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