did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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