I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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