I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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