Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
do herpes really smell.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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