I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Blood and glitter go together right?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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