new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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