You're so nebulous sometimes
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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