so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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