Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
