Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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