is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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