dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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