I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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