the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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