Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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