she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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