areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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